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Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

Ah. See I was doing it in the wrong order…

  1. Piss your pants.
  2. Shit your pants.
  3. Sob loudly.
  4. Expertly disarm gunman who happens to be within arms reach of you.

I need to reverse it.

(Source: deaglefifty)

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